Glamour

I've had subscriptions to 2 magazines that have gone under in the last year.

As compensation, I am now getting 2 copies of Glamour every month.

(Actually the 1st one that went under actually sent me something else first. But then that went under, too. And then Glamour.)

If I had to vote for one word that was most distant from my life, either now or ever, it would be "Glamour."

And if I got 2 words, they would be "double Glamour."

I can't decide if it's worth the effort and $10 to cancel them, or whether it's just too funny to see them in the mail.