It's only Wednesday.

I have a project being built at work this week, so when I got in this morning, I went over to the shop.

My buddy Doris said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we missed a belt loop."

I thought she was kidding. I was like, "What?..." Perhaps 'belt loop' was new work jargon that I don't understand.

But no.

What she said was, "YOU missed a belt loop." As in, there are two loops on the back of my pants, not one.

Yeah, I got up late this morning.