It's Nice to Be Missed.

"Sarah, do you know how to get the little computer (umm, you mean a laptop?) to talk to the ... [hand gestures that look like shadow puppets] ... in the conference room?"

"The projector?"

"Yeah."

"Ok, it looks like you are plugged in to the projector. Press function - F7."

"F7?"

"Function - F7."

"Shift?"

"No, function.

Ok, but now hold down 'function' while you press F7."

I almost said "That's why they pay me the big money." But then I remembered that he makes a lot more than I do.